I wave at everyone on a bike when I'm out on a ride. When people don't wave back, it hurts me. Like really bad.

First, I'll get really pissed off. "How dare they snub me like that!" I will think to myself. Then after stewing for a bit, I'll turn the anger inwards. "Maybe it's me? Maybe my clothes aren't cool enough, or maybe my bike isn't nice enough? I'm such an idiot!!!" I'll bang my head against the wall, just to distract myself from the overwhelming emotional pain. I'll spend an hour or two crying while watching Oprah, then I'll get out a bottle of vodka and drink myself to sleep.

I will wake up early the next morning and do it all over again.