by the way Tri-riders are top of the bike chain
Twenty or so years ago when the typical bike racer was a skilled and knowledgable fellow, comparing him to some bikini-wearing tinkerbell who falls off his bike if you look at him sideways would have been insulting. These days, though, you might have a point.
Odd, though, that the weird-beard 'bent riders are getting their slide-rules all a-twitter trying to defend the bikini-wearing tinkerbells.