Down here in the Old Dominion, we-all don't get to feeln too uppity, lest you get too close to them boys in Warshington, cause we-alls know that we'en aint too far removed from them there Bubbas who'em we decended frum. That-a-way we all get to wav'en and holler'en and crash'en just 'cause wez too friendly. So ya'll come on down here and ride a spell. No krauts though. We-all don't take too kindly to bein spat on.