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Are you my Baby Daddy? Why are You wearing a dress now?

Homeland security has issued a statement that ALL new bike frames sold in America need to be made in America, as one official states. "Bikes can be pipe bombs and we can't risk importing that into our great land."

If one makes it all fancy in word make sure your True Type font has been embedded in the Word Doc before taking it anywhere. One learns not to trust MS anything to be printed beyond the immediate reach of the machine it was created on. Now saving it as a PDF has gotten better. Nothing makes things more maddening when fonts aren't embedded properly in a PDF sent offsite for printing.