Originally Posted by merider1

coworkers with really bad breath announcing that they have bad breath and then proceeding to get within inches of your nose to tell you something

any ring on a cell phone that is a modern song/loud ringers turned all the way the hell up/those ear clips - they look just so stupid and people think they can walk around anywhere talking to others about their yeast infections or latest fight with their spouses; as if "hands free" means the rest of the world can't hear their intrepid conversations

going to dinner with someone and when the bill comes, he/she looks at it, suggests that you both split it and then tells you what the tip will be - which is then 20% on top of tax and any alcohol ordered on a full meal - and when you write in the amount you are comfortable with, they look at your signed copy on the table and give you a "you cheapass" look

people who whistle really loud and nothing coherent and for longer than 10 seconds

people who not only talk while they eat but constantly spit food in your face, on your plate, in your drink and on the table, and see that they are doing it but do nothing to stop

the saying "for reals"

men who belch really loud and laugh about it - really, your penis gets shortened by four inches in imagined length when you do that, boys

women who snear - you know, just as a natural expression, they adopt the "I'm so over it" snear

dogs that jump on people, repeatedly, and the owner just stands there with a goofy grin like it's the cutest thing ever and does nothing to stop the dog from jumping (no, John, this is not about Darwin - he jumps, but you and Sonia try your best to keep him from doing so)

Ditto on dogs that hump legs and owners snicker like it's some sort of dirty joke they're telling