So where was this officer when I was 14 and delivering papers in 2" of snow?
A plow came along and I had just enough time to get off the road and stand beside my bike before getting flattened by the huge amount of snow his scoop tossed my way.
Oh yeah, probably in diapers, I forget my age.
I can only imagine what it feels like to get salted by the sanding truck.
My ex used to be a volunteer firefighter and it always messed her up when they "bagged" someone. I empathise with the officer in not wanting to find you in the ditch later on his rounds.