Tell her it became crooked bearing up under the weight of idiotic people asking inane questions. Then casually mention your achievements in both pounds and mileage.

** A few years ago I fell over on a fork mount/rear axle mount trainer in my garage. I took the bike over with me....maybe so I'd have company in whatever Bikers' Valhalla I ended up in. Luckily my only witness was the cat. We should have a thread for goofy, bike-connected things that have happened to us all.