I know that this is sort of a steriotype but an unusually large number (Tom can give you some official name for this form of statistics.. ) of roadies that I encounter drive up to the LBS in giggadollar SUV's and look like they would be golfers in any other life.

While they appear to be perfect physical specimens, tapering from huge legs to much smaller points at the top, they do not seem adept at relatively minor mechanical adjustments. One pictures a formula one driver, with 2 fashon models and an unbrella girl on each elbow, disdanefully waving a hand toward a hord of lesser beings polishing and adjusting his steed and saying "If they give me a proper car I will drive it to victory!"



We're going to hear about this one folks!