Originally Posted by
mtnwalker
Thats a good idea. Bring a fake penis with you while driving and hold it out just high enough so people will think its real. Then look at the other drivers and give them the most arrogant smile you can muster and nod your head up and down. "Thats right. I drive fast and I carry a big d***."
why use the fake when you can use the real thing? driving naked with seat heaters is one of the greater pleasures of life