Originally Posted by
wroomwroomoops
It's not, I guarantee you it's not. I made once a colloidal suspension of lithium grease in some special solvent (although this is not a real solute, but a sol) and used that on my chain. Worst and funniest mistake I ever did. I posted the story somewhere but thanks to bikeforum's broken search engine, I can't find it. Anyway, it was like riding through molasses.
I remember that post. Most entertaining, and very descriptive!

I believe that was a home-brew chain lube thread.
But IMO, that example isn't relevant, as it's an example of wrongful application. Imagine comparing twirling a chopstick in a vat of molasses as compared to a spatula.
Your riding conditions are extreme, and call for above average preparation. What passes for most of us, will leave you stranded.