I remember that post. Most entertaining, and very descriptive!
I believe that was a home-brew chain lube thread.
But IMO, that example isn't relevant, as it's an example of wrongful application. Imagine comparing twirling a chopstick in a vat of molasses as compared to a spatula.
Your riding conditions are extreme, and call for above average preparation. What passes for most of us, will leave you stranded.
They wouldn't be extreme (well, maybe compared to California they are) if it wasn't for the dirt.
And yes, you are completely right that it was a case of "wrongful application" but it did teach me that on the chain I want to use the least viscous lubricant I can get away with (i.e. so that it still sticks to the chain).