This is a great thread. Don't open, read, or post if your not into it. I am with you Wroomwroomoops.
I also took heaps on board from the motor oil on chain thread. I now have a new lube that has replaced the Prolink Gold I used to favor. I promise that this new lube will become most popular in my town and country within six months (not sold here yet).

As for grease to get back on topic. A new thought - smell. Phil's is great, but leaves a strong smell on your skin. My wife hates it, and no amount of soap gets it off. Guess it does 'get in'. Just used it liberally on my new cross build. A Yeti ASX.

Are lubes that linger better?