I like most of your stories, Mike. Whether they are true or not, I don't care!

I was wondering, though, do you think there would be a market for "Rogaine" leg cream?

Hey, I was wondering, is it true that tight jeans really abraid leg hairs? I have this "bald spot..."

Mike, if I see any Sumo wrestlers on the bike path, should I keep going? After what you told me about them, maybe they will start rollerblading on the bike path! I am starting to really get concerned...