Well, it is just about that time that things start going zany in my eyeballs. Suddenly, I am zipping along like I have a Chicago tail-wind.

I'm thinking, "this must be all sucrose, man, cause it is way too much for this simple *****apian!"

I thought I was going fast until along comes this chick on a single speed coaster brake Schwinn passing me up. She is looking oh so plyable - almost spongelike - and with the most perfectly shaved legs...

Could it possibly be?...

Could it be Technogirl? I read about her, but could this be real?