Well, it is just about that time that things start going zany in my eyeballs. Suddenly, I am zipping along like I have a Chicago tail-wind.
I'm thinking, "this must be all sucrose, man, cause it is way too much for this simple *****apian!"
I thought I was going fast until along comes this chick on a single speed coaster brake Schwinn passing me up. She is looking oh so plyable - almost spongelike - and with the most perfectly shaved legs...
Could it possibly be?...
Could it be Technogirl? I read about her, but could this be real?