Uh, should you continue? I dunno...I lost you at "Well, this one...". I saw something nice and shiny, and decided to stare at it for awhile--oh, yeah, after someone turned off the light, I decided to read your story. What was that again?

Weird stories, are they supposed to bike related? I have a lot of weird stories, but they aren't bike related. I wish I had some weird bike story to tell you, but all my really weird stories involves a bus rides.

And Pete, do ya think those sumo wrestlers would start a new thong trend on the bike path? (Sure that trend started, coz someone had some had a huge whole in their underwear.) It sure beats this spandex-I'm-trying-to-suck-in-all-my-fat-but-i'm-really-cool look, i see every now and then...

Hey! Who are you callin' normal? I belive the pc word for it would be "mentally challenged".