Eeew...I saw the warm substance in the cup. It was kind of yellow and kind of warm, too. So, I took a swig. I quickly choked on the brownish-green crud that was mingled together with the mixture.Man, that was pretty foul! Just as I had suspected...it was Oblong tea!

No matter, I foolishly threw the bottle towards the recycling bin (I'm somewhat of a tree-hugger), but missing it by a few inches. Unfortunately, I managed to nail some guy with a this massive Slurpee in his hand. "Whoops!", I said. Yeah, he looked like he ran his body into some sort of soiled shrubbery. Don't ask me what type...Evergreen perhaps?

Not to sound mean or anything, but he really looked kind of shell-shocked. He kinda had some green stuff all over his mouth like a wild rabid dog, or the Incredible Hulk. Oh wait, he didn't have foam in his mouth when he undergone some metamorphosis...

At any rate, he looked quite terrible, and I was about to say so when...