Just a quick update - I took it into a trusted LBS to have the rear triangle spread from 126 to 130. They've got the jigs, and will do a complete alignment check. $35...... cheap enough. I'll have it back in a day or two, and hopefully will be building it by Saturday.
It drew a small crowd when I layed it on the counter - mechanics, service manager, owner, and customers all came over to give it the fish-eye. Everyone loved it.
Thanks again, BlankCrows, for spotting this one.
If the kid doesn't like it I'm selling her to Gypsies.