I have never been mugged. I do not want to be mugged. If I was mugged, I'd let them take my stuff, most likely.

That said, well done with the fisticuffs. You're apparently a pretty dangerous dude, and at least some of the guys got a few bruises to go with their new messenger bag. I'm also really glad you didn't get hurt very badly, my friend.

Were you in philly, by the way? You mentioned Lancaster and food not bombs...