I lived like that 'til I got married!

Now I have only 2 bike items actually IN the house.

1) In the master bedroom is my trademark 3 colored neon Ritchey road frame/fork from so early in Tom's career that no one knows exactly when it was built. It has what is refered to as the "Park Bench" chain stay bridge. Essentially a piece of sheet steel bend into a U shape and beautifully brazed in as a chainstay bridge. It was about the 3rd frame I painted once I had found Deltron as a viable paint.
And includes the original StickFace Bicycle Badge.

2) A framed copy of the PG&E Lets Green This City poster for San Francisco, featuring yours truly, riding my Challenge Hurricane recumbent. The big bold text reads; Green is this guy!
I have it in the downstairs bathroom. I like it because even though I drive a car frequently, I do like to think that I'm being diligently "green" in all other aspects of my life.
A family of 5 and we usually have one 13 gallon bag of garbage every week.
The recycling bin is always full of the stuff my kids can't recycle for money. And we compost everything from the kitchen.

Anything ELSE bike related is in my "Man Room"!

aka, the 2 car garage!

Which of course, will NOT fit ANY cars, the way I have it set up.

But the wife's good with that, and so am I.

Only glitch is my bike tree. A huge hedge outside the garage lovingly filled with old bike junk that hasn't made it to the dump yet.
Apparently Scooper mentioned it to MHendriks. So when MHendriks stopped by to pick a couple of mixtes, he was amused that Scooper was right, I DO have a tree that grows bikes in my yard!
Hopefully the mixtes he picked were ripe!