Originally Posted by prendrefeu

Many stories, but a few memorable quotes:

From some cops:
"Why'd you pass that red light? Didn't you see me?" "Yes, yes I did. That's why I did it."

From a teen-aged girl in the back seat of a large SUV, with the window rolled down:
"Nice ass cutey"

From cars full of cholos:
"How far you ride from?" "Holy sh*t! Wanna cerveza?"
"What are you doing in this hood, fool?" "There's hills here, I like to climb" "You're f*ckin' crazy holmes"

From some gorgeous women this past year-
"Call me" (followed by phone number)
"F*ck me" (followed by phone number)
"What you doing later on?"