Originally Posted by prendrefeu

Not fiction. Sorry - maybe it would be fiction to you? You don't ride in LA, you don't ride where I ride, nor have you ridden with me... so... ?

Edit: Just for point of reference, I'm 28, single, play soccer, COACH soccer (the players parents often hit on me, but hey), and I do much, much more than your average 28 year old in Los Angeles. The soccer helps with the ass, yes, but so do genetics: I'm not 'white' and my ass isn't flat. Sorry.