BEN HURT II Chariot Wars
http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinter (up soon I swear)



Watch the video for ****sake!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4T_XcvR89o

BEN HURT II Chariot Wars be a post-apocalyptic battle for life and limb.
YAR! It be a true test of might and stoopidity. Can you ride a little girl's bike and get hit the most hardest by a padded mace? Or would you rather cheat, (cheating is allowed) and use chicken-**** bombs made from real chicken-**** like the chicken-**** you are?! Or maybe just show up in your underwear and win anyway because you are badass? Hey, it happened last year...

There will be a multitude of chariot tests, from speed to steed, gladiator to flatulator, chugger to bugger, flailing to wailing, and dying. Yes dying, and after that, drinking. Okay, fine, during too.

Either way, prepare yourselves for this year's minibikewinter, February 14th-18th. Events include: stencil & craft night, lightbar, badass challenge, gravity bike race, freakbike race, chariot speed races, chariot fashion show, chariot chugging, chariot deth match, alleykitten, partaaaying, rollo, derby, whiplash, jousting, cupcake challenge, tour de bomb, and much, much more!

Be you a soul with questions? Answers? Insults? Wanna place to stay? Email us beotch!
gabrielamadeus+mbw@gmail.com


Whatsthat you say? You wanna help promote? FANTASTICO!

Download:

flickr jpegs (low quality)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gabriel...ags/benhurtii/

~20 different versions for 11x17 size paper:
http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...URT2_11x17.pdf

~20 different versions for 8.5x11 size paper:
http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...URT2_85x11.pdf

4-up on a 8.5x11 paper:
http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...TRpage_4up.pdf

4-up on 11x17 paper (long sheets):
http://www.zoobomb.net/minibikewinte...ge_on11x17.pdf

Or animated GIFs for web promo:
~30k:

html:
~8k







ps: I'm going to kick your ass this year.