I would like to see a 50 and over forum. We could bring our collective wisdom to problems, if we could just remember where we put this storehouse of wonderful tidbits. The forum could be in very large type for those of us who have fallen victim over the last twenty year or so to the business conspiracy of ever smaller typesets. We could go on talking even when no one is listening, which I have been practicing for some time now. We could share our favorite mashed food recipes for the dentureless. A separate medical section would be a hoot for discussing the endless variety of afflictions we succumb to. I could begin to tell you my fascinating life story from the beginning, detail by detail. Hello, hello, anyone still there?

I have written this very slowly for those of you who no longer read very fast.