Are you "Public Enemy #1?"

When was the last time you scared the hellfire out of someone on the bike? (Maybe they almost p*ssed on you! )

There was the guy out jogging with his stick (to ward off dogs of various sorts, I suspect,) who leaped up and shouted at me, assuming some sort of karate stance before I swooshed by; I apologized humbly as I passed.

Then there was the kid chasing the ball down the hill who didn't see me, who jumped out of his skin as I slipped past at 25 mph.

And the schoolchildren in a driveway, more than one of which gave a startled shout as I passed, though I really thought they
saw me!