Originally Posted by
seppomadness
I thought you might like to throw one of those bands over your seatpost? Arent you a trendsetter? It's all the rage.
I don't even own any one of those 'friendship bracelets', so no. No Mexican man-love bracelets, no Livestong man-love bracelets, no harden up bracelet, no breast cancer bracelets..... A true style master such as my good self would never deign to wear such a thing on the bike.
Originally Posted by
seppomadness
I assume you will be training in the morning on the 100kay hurt fest down your way? Start ripping their legs off.
No, because they leave too early. I need my beauty sleep. If you saw my melon you'd agree.
Originally Posted by elgalad
Never mind the cereal killaz, I've been farking run over by three bogans in as many months.
Bloody tossers, can't seem to pay attention to what they're doing.
I told ya, its an Adelaide cultural thing. They were either;
a/ trying to kill you delibrately coz they are cereal killaz
b/ didn't see you because they were ghey and tugging one another off in the car
c/ didn't see you because they were too hot and had heatstroke
d/ didn't see you because they were in a state of religious euphoria
e/ were stupid Port Adelaide supporters driving a stolen car