Sorry Jeremy. I'm not up to shaving your legs. I don't know if I'll ever get around to doing the donut. I like to be in shape and fast because it's fun and I think that's enough. I don't really have any desire to become an elite level racer and get in with that crowd. Just not my thing. At least I don't think so... I guess I should check it out at least once though... We should all go wearing cutoffs and hoodies. And our bikes should be really dirty.
On a related note, and come to think of it, relating to the thread topic as well, I rode my road bike yesterday and it was boring! It felt too easy or something. Weird.
Oh and thanks Rob for protecting my intellectual property.
P.S. I'm at work on lunch right now. To my left is about 35 R3 SL frames and to my right is a built Soloist Carbon and a 3/4 built P3C.