Originally Posted by
Blais
You got me, I'm only a level 1 humorist. Man, the wit on you, remarkable. You took me down like 10 pegs, seriously, I feel humbled. If I only had the originality and wit that you exhibit, I'd probably get all the chicks too. Damn, teach me.
listen carefully
women cannot be pursued directly
they are like faint stars that can only be seen by looking away
get together with a craigslist male escort and hit up a few airport men's rooms and report back