I usually tell them to get the **** out of the car or **** off and drive... It's been a long time since anyone got out of the car and the last time someone did he went toe to toe with me, made a fool of himself and got back in his car and drove away dejected... I made fun of him the whole way back to his car. ******...

In defense of cabbies - studies have shown that they are, in fact, only 98.6% dirtbags.