Originally Posted by lucklust
But was it chrome?
It couldn't have been.
If it were chrome the police would not have been able to confiscate the bike because: (select best answer)
A) the chrome manufacturing process conflicted with their ecological morals.
B) they were blinded by its chrome beauty.
C) they were repulsed by its chrome hideousness.
D) they were too amused by their ability to see their taints in the chrome reflection.