You can hate me now...
...but I won't stop now.
I just purchased a pair of bib-style cycling shorts. I now own lycra. I'm riding a century in a week and a half, so that's my excuse/rationalization. I hate myself.
(But damn, do I look fine in lycra! It's a wonder what tight fabric will do for an average physique. I look like a damn athlete with this thing on! All the bulgy parts are held tight, and there's nothing left to show but muscle.)