Originally Posted by moki

whoah! That's one of those in-famous Merckx "dismemberment frames". They've been known to randomly explode into shards of white hot shrapnel, causing grievous wounds all within a 10m radius. It's actually illegal to ride one of those in states west of the Mississippi.

If you'd like to rid yourself of that abomination, please package it carefully and send it to me. I have a friend who is a registered hazardous frame disposal technician who would be thrilled to wipe that thing from the face of the earth.