Originally Posted by
leftsneaky
The air in my tires is imported from the South Pole, and my fasteners are neither hex-key or sockets, but rather they are in the shape of France.
I don't have tungsten-carbide studs on my tires, I use diamonds. The tread isn't self-cleaning, so I have people to do that for me.
Hell yes, I would use cahsmere as a base layer. Merino wool is really nice as well, but cashmere is the shiznitz.