my house has a termite problem i think.
it's probably over a hundred years old, chilling in my little college town.
there's some pillars (pretty much just rough hewn trees) in the basement and then some over those in the living room that hold the whole house up... but the bases of the pillars in the basement are kinda eaten away... i don't care. i'll be out of this place before it comes tumbling down.

we got that and a little bonus room upstairs between the roof and the second floor, that's pretty cool.
we also got a corner ****ter (toilet mounted at a forty five degree angle coming out of the corner), and a side-mounted mailbox (which i've never seen used anywhere else). other than that, same old same old... ****ty single-pane, drafty windows that i think are original to the house and doors that don't actually lock.