I am new here, but I will respond to the survey because it is hilarious.

A. I am a chain smoker
B. Beer every night, but not to the point of getting drunk. I decided years ago that hangovers are no fun.
C. I need to eat constantly, so junk sometimes is the only option, but I try to avoid it.

At 5'8" and 46 years old I am still 140lbs and have a full head of brown hair. Most of my peers hate me.

Again anybody interested in read a bicycle related forum is going to either be fitter than average or is interested in becoming so.