Originally Posted by
pinkrobe
Caution: the ultimate power of ninjas is to flip out and kill people. If you stop that ninja, they might think it's an attack. If they start to scream or wail on their guitar, you're pretty much dead. You might be able to distract the ninja with some hot babes or pirates [the ninjas natural, but totally inferior, enemy], but you're still pretty much dead.
Bike Ninja + (Bike Pirate + gun + rum) = Dead Bike Ninja
Just kidding. (Cutlass is more sporting)