To all you Dutch bicycle enthusiasts/geniuses out there who have hijacked the term “commuter bike”. There is no way in 100 years you would want to ride one of those things 20+ miles into a stiff Illinois wind on a limestone trail (and yes some of us do this some of the time). Nor would you want to lug a 40+ lb bike up a train platform and onto a commuter train. So stop telling me what to ride.