Originally Posted by Commuter8

Cagers sometimes forget they are not in their car and they decide to throw out a comment that the friends will think is funny. When I was a kid living in a working class neighborhood, you had better be prepared to back up you trash talk with your fists. This is the way it used to be.

A couple of months ago I got the *** comment from a high-schooler walking with his friends. I was late for an appointment so I didn't address it right there. But I was pissed because I hate that comment, a couple of my close friends are gay and this is right up with calling a black man a ni*ger.

I was reminded of that nasty skit back in the 80's where the audience is asked to remember that just because a man is gay, he can still beat the **** out of you.

Cagers don't seem to like cyclists, they are largely jealous of rippled muscles and probably think we get laid allot more than they do. Which we do. So they lash out, verbally, with horns, oranges and they assault and kill us with their 3000lb death machines.

What people should remember is that a man on a bike is the fastest animal on the earth. Through regular physical exercise and lots of sex we are unusually strong physical specimens able to catch up to you at the next light, let you know you have been an assh0le and there is really nothing that you can do about it.

In our ranks though is the weasley specimen who thinks we should placate this behavior. We give cyclists a bad name. What these apologists should remember is that everyday is like your first day in prison. So you are mopping the floor and some 300 lb baboon makes a comment to you, break the handle off the mop head and beat the offender into a pulp before he know what hit him. You get a couple of days in solitaire and no one fu*ks with you, at least for a couple of days.

Respect in life is taken, and if you don't stand up for yourself and your community no one else will.

Now, don't say I told you to go beat people up. Violence is empty and shallow and leaves takes away a bit of your soul. But we don't apologize when someone assaults us with their car or an orange.