A man is driving down a country road late at night, picking his nose like no tomorrow because he thinks he is alone. He comes out of a bend, one handed, his other hand is halfway into his brain by now, and then BLAM-O! Superflash Stealth Fighter dropping a succession of cluster bombs that light up the night in fiery red flurries. Surprised by the presence of other road-sharing company he immediately hits the eject button on his nose picking and pulls left on the steering wheel making textbook evasive maneuvers (read: passing) fully in the other lane.

Boogers saved,
a dirty vice intervened,
and the bicycle claims king of the road.

Everybody wins.

Thank you PBSF stealth