Hahahahaahaaaahhaaaaaaaaaa...

You are funny, sir.

I have a car. I like my car.

I have bikes. I like my bikes.

I once had a day where I drove my Honda CR-V down the highway that used to be forests (like everything. You know, before you started breathing) and I had lunch at a Taco Bell. I then went to the Marine Corps Recruiting Center and looked into my options. Then I went back to my apartment, next to some high tension powerlines. (I didn't eat any beef though, I had just eaten Taco Bell.) There were many "illegal immigrants" (can we say *******?) along the way and I didn't hit any of them with my car.

You are not better than me.