"if it's stupid but it works, it's no longer stupid" - Special Forces Mantra

"age is a case of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter - Satchel Paige

"you can fix anything, but you can't fix everything" - Me

"all you have to do is keep your cool,....you don't have to keep anyone else's, and no one wants to keep yours" - My Father

"don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup" - My Mother (she said it all the time, she didn't write it)