Since we're going down this rather off-color path...
Associative memory running amock: What was that 70's underground comic that featured a boll weavil character who was fond of women's bicycle seats? Do people ever buy used saddles? I know a guy who replaces the toilets in every house he's ever bought because the thought of using someone else's toilet grossed him out. Not just the seat, the entire toilet!
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