ha-ZING, and out come the claws. The loving of hooters not being reciprocated lately? taking out the frustration on faceless internet strangers? good luck with that broham, no matter how many folks you type angry stuff at no ones going to show you boobs.

On topic: Look into an EAI bareknuckle, the standover seems a little high for their sizing which might fit you nicely. Also (I think) for considerably less than a g you could find something nice from spicer or IRO.