Originally Posted by roadwarrior

Story for those that think, "I wish I had..."

An acquaintence of mine used to work as a bike messenger. As a result, he carried a chain and lock for his bike. A guy throws a plastic bottle at him, and hits him. Now this guy is fairly good sized, especially in the upper body as he raced track. The idiot that threw the bottle did it about a half block before an intersection with a stop light, and the light changes to red. My bud pulls up next to the guy that hit him. He takes the chain and lock off his bike and like a mace, swings it around his head and hits the guy's windshield. Blammo...

The guy never got out of his car.

The cyclist leans over and says, "Don't ever f with a cyclist again."