Originally Posted by
curiousincident
i once had some really really drunk guy try to walk away with my bike that was sitting 5 feet in front of me. i was gonna let him try to get on it since he was definitely in zombie walk mode but my friend who was with me at the time gave him a firm 'what the **** do you think you're doing?' he kind of looked up at us, then continued on his zombie stumble down the sidewalk.
Similar story:
One afternoon back home in Scotland we were sat in the window seat of a bar as the evening wore on I saw a guy trying to get on a bike and ride it, he kept falling off and taking a piece of paper out of his pocket and unfolding it. He would then read it as if it was the instructions to the bike then put the paper back in his pocket, get on the bike and fall off. This went on for a few minute before he actually manged to turn the cranks a couple of times, he then crossed the street and crashed straight into a parked car!
Laugh? I nearly pissed my pants!