Originally Posted by s2sxiii
Buy the bob jackson, some fancy herbs I'm sure you can find around there somewhere, and get a call girl and replace all the lightbulbs in your house with red bulbs. Mix some hooch in there, you won't remember the difference, but when it all wears off, you'll still have a gorgeous bike, just in time for the nice riding season next year.
Thats the best advice I've heard given out in a long time, I might just have to do that this weekend.
...Only without the Bob Jackson.