Originally Posted by
skanking biker
My usual "group ride":
*turn head over shoulder* "Honey, are you coming?"
"You're going too fast!"
"I can't slow down or I won't make it up the hill"
"You're being mean"
"What? I am trying to encourage you"
"You go too fast"
"I can't go any slower"
"I'm turning back"
"ok"
That's why my girlfriend has such a steep gear. I spin my ass off in the mid 60s and she gets a chance to catch up on straight flat spots.