At my school drivers licenses come with a set of keys to a VW Jetta.

Yes I'm a junior. Yes I ride a bike. No I'm not gay.

Them:
-play football
-play guitar hero
-text message
-get in a wreck
-get drunk
-read SI
-get 19 on ACT

Me:
-am in band
-play the drums
-design web sites
-run sound for church and events *also have designed PA and lighting solutions for my church, among others
-ride at least 10 miles a day
-go to shows
-read
-get 31 on ACT


Obviously I have natural selection going for me, but they have a bigger vehicle and less skill. I will die.