Quite a few years ago I was at a Christmas party with my wife. Music was playing and there were a good number of people there. I was a restaurant manager. One of my employees came up between songs and asked me to dance. I looked at my wife and she said okay(she's almost always a good sport). We get to the dance floor and a slow dance started. Mind you, I'm a terrible dancer. She just put her arms around me and started grinding her hips into mine. I was trying to be polite and not just walk away so I tried to put some distance between us. But she would have nothing of the sort.

I saw my wife staring at me and she came rushing over and cut in. My wife kept herself almost attached to me the rest of the night.