The bare steel schwinn that has been sitting in the garage says "paint me and make me a roadie again."

The 73 Condor says "why couldn't you just leave me stock and ride me."

The two peugeot mixte frames say "Just because we are french doesn't mean we deserve to be out in the rain."

The Schwinn Mesa Runner says "take me back to the dump where you found me."

The rusty old Miyata says "you know you want to use that rusty unfinished NOS columbus SP fork on me"