Let's see, I'm thumbing through the March issue of Bicycling. What do I see?

Ads for new bikes, gear and cars - duh!
An editorial about a charity ride.
An article about Dave Zabriskie's new advocacy organization, Yield to Life. (yieldtolife.com)
A listing of interesting rides in the coming months. (including the one my club submitted)
An article by Chris Carmichael about how to keep in riding shape while on business travel.
A spot about how Saul Raisin is dealing with life after finding out he won't be able to race again.
A spot on commuting.
An exercise plan for building core strength.
A feature about bicycling in Hawaii.
Another about cycling in Afghanistan.
A story about choosing and buying a bike.
Reviews of bikes and gear of a wide variety of prices ($300 wheelsets for example)
Tips about riding in bad weather, strength training, organic food, flat tire repair, hydration, training for triathlons and climbing hills.
Ads for many bikes and cycling related products and services (and one for adult novelty items)

Man, what a crappy magazine! Nothing there of any interest to bicyclists.